SELF-SERVICE KIOSK
Do the damage yourself.
Four questions, gut guesses only. The kiosk prints a provisional damage estimate — shareable, saveable, and unfortunately yours.
That code doesn't scan. Fresh form, same math.
DELIVERY DAMAGE ESTIMATE
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ORDERS/WEEKx3
FOOD IN FRIDGEYES
DELETE-REINSTALLS1
LOYALTY TIER3 OF 6
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ANNUAL DAMAGE$1,800
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THAT'S A HAWAII HONEYMOON.
YOU OUTSPEND 61% OF PEOPLE
5-YR PROJECTION: $9,000
5-YR PROJECTION: $9,000
CERTIFIED DELIVERY
CASUALTY
CASUALTY
— CUSTOMER SURVEY — THINK YOU'RE WORSE? PROVE IT. SETTLES IN THE APP · GETORDEAL.COM ENTER CODE: ORD-003UXPC LOSER BUYS. WE SPLIT THE CHECK.
Estimate only. Intake pending.
The code on the receipt is a dare. A friend enters it in the Ordeal app and it prints the split check — loser buys.
Math runs in your browser. The link holds your answers and nothing else.
MAKE IT OFFICIAL
This is the estimate. The app runs the official intake — then builds the wall, banks the walk-aways, and keeps the score.
